Vern steals a ferret in the dark of the night.
Late that night I broke into the zoology lab and grabbed two rats and a ferret. Immediately I bit the head off one of the rats and sucked it like an orange. Hid the other rat and the ferret in a box behind the maintenance shed for later.

Man, did I feel better! My head suddenly cleared and right then, Doc, I had an AWESOME idea for a vampire's revenge.

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