This is me siphoning blood out of a dog's femoral artery.
I also drink blood from a goat (the class mascot) twice a day.
I'm doing everything just like you said. But, Doc, it's not working!
I feel TERRIBLE.
I can't sleep at night. I can't stay awake in classes. The doctor gave me sleeping pills but they don't help.
God, I'm a mess. Look at me...