Meet Herbert, the Dasypus sexcinctus.

DICTIONARY SCAN  OF AN ARMADILLO  5.4K GIF I couldn't get a photo of that nasty thing, so this dictionary picture has to do. Really disgusting, isn't it? Like a giant sow bug.

So I snuck out of the infirmary late at night and WHACKED OFF Herbert's head with a fire ax. This is me stoking up on Herbert's vampower...