VERN IS DESPONDENT I don't know why I'm doing this stuff.
I couldn't catch cats or anything.

I must be crazy to think I can become a vampire.

I chased a possum through the woods out behind the dorms. But alI I caught was poison ivy! My arms swelled up like sausages. Ended up in the infirmary again.

But guess what Nurse Doris had?
A new pet...