I hung the duck over a big jar so I wouldn't lose any blood.
Look how much I got!A jar full of duck blood.
Then I drank that thick salty ghakk.

It was worse than eating bugs. I hurled the first mouthful. Felt like my insides were dissolving. But I kept the rest down. Then I buried the duck in the woods behind the dorms. Felt kind of bad about killing it, so I gave it a nice funeral and put a cross on its grave. Check it out.