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The chances are, if you're a horror movie fan then you own some
bootlegged videos. You know what I'm talking about: TDK or Maxell dubs
from European PAL prerecords and Asian laserdiscs. For years, this was
the only way to see essential films like the uncut versions of
POSSESSION and THE BEYOND, MEET THE FEEBLES, Werner Herzog's 70's
version of NOSFERATU and countless others. These days, "boots" remain
our sole access to must-see flicks like
THE HOLY MOUNTAIN, JIGOKU,
PINOCCHIO 964 and the collected works of maverick filmmakers like
Carmelo Bene and
Fernando Arrabal (boots have also--ahem!--provided
the source material for many of my reviews). Bootlegging has been with
us for quite some time, and it looks like it's here to stay--maybe.
A
Changing Market?
One
has to wonder: where would the horror genre be without bootlegs? Mired
in a stew of NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET/FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH/SCREAM
sequels and offshoots, most likely--which it is, but with the
countering influence of the burgeoning DVD market, which thanks to the
efforts of companies like Anchor Bay is keeping the genre alive through
a steady stream of digitally mastered editions of vintage fare like the
aforementioned BEYOND and POSSESSION. These particular DVDs owe their
existence to boots, which paved the way by creating a demand for such
once-obscure films.
Movies like JUNGLE HOLOCAUST, BRAIN DAMAGE and BEYOND
THE DARKNESS (once known as BURIED ALIVE), titles I never thought
I'd see given legitimate releases, can now be found complete, uncut and
(most importantly) affordable on the shelves of family friendly
businesses like Best Buy. You'd think that with such an explosion of
mainstream accessibility bootleggers would lay down their VCRs and
disappear.
Not quite.
If anything, "alternative video companies" are more prevalent than
ever. In a recent issue of Shock Cinema, editor Steve Puchalski made
mention of the dozens of such outfits who'd requested a mention in his
mag's already packed "Video Distributor" list. To look over the horror
video listings on ebay, it seems that boots far outrank legitimate
releases, and I know of at least one video store in LA that not only
rents boots, but sells copies of its more obscure titles. I guess
dubbing videos seems, in the current economic climate, like an easy way
to make money (much in the same way as stuffing envelopes once did); all
you really need, after all, are two VCRs.
The fact is, DVD proliferation or not, the bootleg video market is
far from dead. Neglected classics like HELLZAPOPPIN,
LADYBUG, LADYBUG
and THREE WOMEN, to name but a few, are unlikely ever to be granted
legitimate video or DVD releases due to unimaginably convoluted,
downright Kafkaesque legal entanglements. I don't think it's much of a
stretch to say that in making such films available, bootleggers are
providing a vital and even essential service to horror fans.
For the bootlegger, the trick is in knowing what to offer--and this
particular market, I've found, tends to be quite slow in catching on to
which films have been legitimately released. I was astonished, during a
recent convention visit, to see boots of LET SLEEPING CORPSES LIE, EVIL
DEAD TRAP and TETSUO being offered by dealers apparently clueless to the
fact that those films are all readily available, and have been for quite
some time (needless to say, those particular dealers weren't attracting
many customers!).
Such ignorance is a big mistake, for, as we'll
see, the bootlegging business can be a very dangerous place.
A Brief
History
VHS bootlegs, it seems, have been around for as long as the VCR. The
business peaked, arguably, in the early nineties, when Hong Kong action
movies and Lucio Fulci gorefests were all the rage, popularized by 'zines
like Deep Red and The Gore Gazette (both now sadly
defunct). Back then a simple unlabeled VHS copy of A BETTER TOMORROW
was enough to keep me happy. Indeed, I can remember getting
hopping-up-and-down excited when the Connecticut-based outfit Fright
Video obtained tenth generation copies of LE GRANDE BOUFFE and
EVEN
DWARFS STARTED SMALL (both now readily available). Yessir, those were
the days!
With domestic horror videos under the bootheels
of the MPAA, mainstream distributors subjected us to severely mutilated
copies of flicks like SEVEN DOORS OF DEATH (the 80's video version of
Fulci's THE BEYOND) and POSSESSION (whose running time was hacked to a
scant 88 minutes from its original 120). Thank God, then, for people
like Rick Sullivan (who ran the Gore Gazette Private Library) and
Chas. Balun (proprietor of the Deep Red Video Collection), who
had their hands on uncut Japanese laserdisc copies of the above films
and many others, and were only too happy to make VHS dupes.
That was then. In recent years the market has
gotten much tougher. A simple unlabeled VHS is no longer enough; color
packaging is now a must, as are good quality masters (most bootleggers
now provide "quality ratings" for their videos). And then there's the
thorny issue of legality.
So Are
They Legal?
In a word: No.
This is contrary, of course, to what bootleggers
would have you believe. Many of 'em have taken to referring to
something called the Byrne Act that supposedly legalizes what they do
(Video Search of Miami, who started the BA Defense, even goes so far as
to charge a $10.00 "membership fee" through which, apparently, "It is
legal for you to purchase out films"--bullshit). I won't go into
the intricacies of US Copyright law here, but I would suggest logging
onto the constitutional web page and reading up on this Byrne Act before
buying into that defense! Those FBI warnings you see before
videos aren't there for decoration, and just because a tape originates
in another country does not mean the copyright is null and void
over here.
The fact is, there are consequences for bootlegging,
and they can be pretty steep.
The now-defunct Film Threat magazine made
things difficult for Deep Red's Chas. Balun on at least two
occasions. In the first of 'em, FT editor Christian Gore lent a
dubbed tape of Japan's notorious GUINEA PIG mock-snuff film series to
Charlie Sheen, who contacted the FBI, believing the simulated murders
depicted on the tape were real. When the FBI questioned Gore about the
tape, he fingered Balun as the source.
The second incident occurred when Gore discovered Balun
was selling boots of the (then) Film Threat owned NEKROMANTIK. Somehow,
I don't think it's a coincidence that Balun shut down his bootlegging
operation shortly after.
If I might digress a bit: am I the only one who found
Christian Gore's anti-bootlegging stance a mite hypocritical? The fact
is, he not only accepted advertising for bootleggers in his magazine,
but also sold the non-copyrighted compilations TV SCHPINCTER and CATHODE
FUCK through it (furthermore, Film Threat's own copyrighted video
line folded when the magazine did, leaving worthy films like TRIBULATION
99 and RED AND ROSY in distribution limbo). I can't help but flash back
to the 1992 LAX Fangoria convention, where I was an amused
witness to the sight of Chas. pouring beer on Gore's head in retaliation
for the latter's antics.
To continue: Rick Sullivan's much respected New York
based 'zine The Gore Gazette folded shortly after Sullivan was
busted for selling boots of Russ Meyer movies through his Gore Gazette
Private Library. Once again, I don't think the two events are
unrelated.
I can list many more incidents illustrating the
negative consequences of bootlegging, but I think by now I've
established the fact that boots are far from kosher, despite what their
purveyors would have us believe (for that matter, horror movie
bootleggers are also the source of a number of untrue rumors, like the
one about the Spanish kid show sensation Xuxa--who, despite what a
number of boot catalogs would have you believe, DID NOT commit
suicide!). Does this mean we should stop buying bootlegs? Well, no!
In
Conclusion
Things may have gotten better since the dark days of the late eighties and
early nineties, but American film distribution is still a pretty sorry
affair when it comes to horror movies--good ones, anyway.
Theatrical distribution, even of the "arthouse" variety, is pretty much
a dead venue for transgressive fare of any sort, while the MPAA and
Blockbuster Video (the haven for the Lowest Common Denominator) remain
major stumbling blocks on the home viewing circuit.
Personally, I'm against letting shortsighted distributors determine what
movies I can see. For those of us who love film, bootlegging is a
necessary evil--although I'm beginning to think evil isn't the
right word at all--just the opposite, in fact. Bootlegging may not be
legal but, dammit, it should be!
Recommendations
Video Search of Miami (www.vsom.com)
is widely considered the top of the heap (albeit mostly by themselves!)
among boot outfits. While they often push videos of dodgy quality and
their prices are ridiculously high (a wallet busting 25 clams per video,
plus that aforementioned $10.00 "membership fee"), they remain second to
none for sheer professionalism. Orders are always filled within
a week regardless of quantity (I've placed several orders with them, so
this is something I can personally vouch for), and all inquiries are
answered in timely and courteous fashion.
Mark Johnston's Shocking Videos (www.revengeismydestiny.com)
can always be counted on to dredge up the rarest stuff imaginable. I
honestly don't where Mark finds much of his stock, which includes titles
so scarce that porno filmmaker Jamie Gilles apparently bought a copy of
one of his own films through Johnston!
Other picks: Greg Ledbetter's European Trash
Cinema (www.diabolik.demon.co.uk)
is a longtime fave, with a number of exclusive titles you won't find
ANYWHERE else. Witching Hour Video (www.witchinghourvideo.com)
is an upstart company offering excellent service and selection, not to
mention one of the coolest websites you'll find anywhere. The
appropriately titled Super Happy Fun (www.superhappyfun.com)
is another new-to-the-fold outfit that offers a number of amazing Asian
rarities.
At the other end of
the spectrum we have the notorious Donald Farmer, who back in the late
eighties screwed over just about everyone in the horror
community, from relatively high-profile figures like Shock Cinema's
Steve Puchalski and Psychotronic's Michael Wedlon to normal
goobers like you and I. Farmer shut down his Mondo Video outfit after
hundreds of outraged customers called for his head, but reemerged with a
new company called Video Vamp offering the same lousy (or non-)
service that characterized MV. You're advised to steer clear of Video
Vamp at all costs, if it even still exists. It's entirely possible that
Farmer has gone underground once again, and may have already resurfaced
with yet another rip-off outfit--bewares! |