From the late Sarah Jacobson, a gleefully anarchic, feminist slanted
short. It’s amassed a dedicated cult following over the years and…well,
is what it is.
The Package
Sarah Jacobson, who died in 2004, was and is a
semi-legendary figure on the underground film scene. She made this 1992
short (her first) at age 20, and distributed it in what was to become
her signature fashion: by touring with and screening it in any venue she
could find. Jacobson’s subsequent films include the acclaimed 1997
feature MARY JANE’S NOT A VIRGIN ANY MORE and a documentary on the 1982
production of LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE FABULOUS STAINS. Jacobson later
taught at the New School in NYC and drafted a manifesto for feminist
filmmakers.
The Story
Mary is a teenager who was abused as a child and
suffers severe anger issues as a result. After murdering her boyfriend
she decides to kill all “sexist pigs.” She poisons one guy and strangles
another while banging him (because he removes the condom before he‘s
finished). Another guy meets his end after he shouts “Nice Ass!” at
her--she replies by pushing him in front of a truck.
Things appear to be looking up when Mary takes up with
Henry, a fellow serial killer. He claims to only kill straight white
males, which is something they have in common. These two lovebirds
commence a joint murder spree until Henry turns up with a young woman
victim…even though he claimed to only kill men! Mary is so upset by
Henry’s deception she beats him to death with a dust buster.
She winds up pouring her heart out to a twerpy young
man she almost stabs to death. She relents, however, vowing to stop the
killing and find a more constructive way of dealing with her problems.
The Direction
This being an underground film, the grainy black and
white film stock, awkward performances and clumsy filmmaking are to be
expected. Where Sarah Jacobson makes her mark is in the raw, punk
rock-fuelled energy and gleefully subversive violence, of which Jacobson
packs quite a lot into her 27 minute running time. The film is very much
a product of the early 1990s, when the Riot Grrrl movement was at its
height and serial killer chic was all the rage (culminating in the 1994
release of
NATURAL BORN KILLERS, which bears more
than a few similarities to the present film). But the final scene, in
which the protagonist delivers a lengthy monologue about her childhood
abuse and the marginalization of women, reveals that Jacobson had far
more than mere exploitation in mind. This film may be a little--okay,
very--raw around the edges, but it leaves a mark.
Vital Statistics
I WAS A TEENAGE SERIAL KILLER
Stationwagon Productions
Director/Producer/Screenwriter/Cinematographer/Editor: Sarah Jacobson
Cast: Kristin Calabrese, Phil Calabrese, Corey, Scott Graver, Bob
Hendershot, Zach Kadish, Alan Pierson, Sarah Rothstein, Kathie Smith,
Jeff Stein, Chris Stoher